Seasonal Stock Market

With one of the more pronounced seasonal changes occurring simultaneously with the nation's economy being flushed down the crapper, I thought it might be a good time to check up on the stock market of life, and see how summer's end and fall's beginning affects the worth of some of life's ingredients.

Up (+)

Piano jazz music
Hot beverages
Baseball
Shopping lists
Pumpkin-based products
Charities
Cigars
Movies
Sound effects related to how cold it is right now

Down (-)

Rolling the windows down
Fountains
Gin
The beach
Spending time on rooftops
Radio
Lawn care

Push (=)

Kleenex
Dogs
Forests
Corn on the cob
Texting